In The Seat
To be sung to the tune
"Ain't She Sweet"

So discreet,
It wasn't in the motel suite.
When you ask him,
He says, "Very confidentially,
In the seat."

Cheney's nice.
Though he pulled the trigger twice,
When you ask him,
He says, "Treat this confidentially,
I'm the Vice.

"I took a look
At the wind direction –
Took careful aim –
Two shot perfection!"

Quite effete,
But two shots in the seat?
Yet the motel owner
Says, "Vice-presidentially,
In the seat."

Music by Milton Yager
Original Lyrics by Jack Yellen
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/13/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Cheney'