Irving, She Calls Me
Sung to the tune
"Crazy, She Calls Me"

I said I'll just tell Judy,
But when I said to Judy
Val Plame's been spying for the CIA,
"Irving," she calls me,
"This is crazy,
Crazy for you to say."

I said I'm not a liar.
Cheney is the liar
Who told you there'd be WMD.
"Irving," she calls me,
"I believe you.
Golly, but he sure fooled me."

Irving's a name I don't allow
Myself to answer to,
For Scooter is what I use now,
Saving Irving for a special few.

She swore we'd share forever
Those names Novak would never
Allow his readers to misconstrue.
"Irving," she calls me,
Though I'm Scooter,
"Sharing is what we do."

Music by Carl Sigman
Original Lyric by Bob Russell
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/23/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Judy Miller'