(The Bush administration insists that no
  provisions for inspections or verification
  be included in a proposed new treaty
  expanding current bans on the production
  of weapons grade uranium and plutonium.)

We're sure it's true
When you say you wouldn't.
It's a sin to tell a lie.
Fissionable fuel loose in Hoboken?
Who'd think a treaty'd been broken?

Verify no one lies?
We don't think so.
If you break your word, we'll die.

So, as long as you
Know what you shouldn't do,
We'll assume you wouldn't lie.
You know that we'd never –
It's a sin to tell a lie.

Music by Fats Waller
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/6/04