It's A Threat To The Crown
Sung to the tune
"It's The Talk Of The Town"

Bush now runs in place,
Trying a straight face –
Rove's no longer there,
The former Bush au pair –
Alfred Neuman's brain has left him.
It's a threat to the crown.

No more trick or treat.
He takes a back seat,
Once again the geek
On a losing streak –
Alfred Neuman's brain has left him.
It's a threat to the crown.

Any suggestions
That he answer questions
Explaining his goof of the day
Are met with digressions
About his obsessions –
Who knew her name?
Who gave it away?

Must be losing heart
Admits to each false start,
Swallows foolish pride
Even says he lied.
Now we know his rule has ended –
It's the threat to his crown.

Music by Jerry Livingston
Original Lyric by Marty Symes & A.J. Neiburg
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/13/05

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