"It's hard, but it's hard for a reason…"

Is Junior promoting Levitra,
   or claiming there's trouble because
Of "a handful of folks who fear freedom,"
   folks who still prefer Kansas to Oz?

Their Kansas does not include Bushies
   shoving his brand of Oz down their throats,
Or Iranians offering prayer rugs for all
   because this time around they've the votes.

If it's only a handful that stand in the way,
   why's it taking so long to react?
He's been there before and all that he needs
   is to get his Supremes in the act.

Or is Bush-in-a-Bubble in much bigger trouble
   with a paper bag over his head,
With no plan for fixing the country he broke,
   for not letting insurgency spread?

This might be a good time to be calling in sick
   with a written excuse from his doctor,
To resign and warn Kerry, "They say results vary,
   but I tried Levitra and sweet-talked 'er."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/10/05