Judges *
Sung to the tune "A Good Man Is Hard To Find"

A good judge is hard to find.
Bush nominates the other kind.
Instead of choosing someone who is in the middle,
He picks a Nero who will bring along his fiddle.

We fuss and fume till we exhume
Evidence that's guaranteed to spell his doom.
And if he's too far right, we try to act contrite –
We tell him we'd OK him, just for spite,
If a neocon was what we had in mind.

* The Washington Post - 3/3/05
"Judges May Be Vetted for Mainstream Values"

Music & Original Lyric by Eddie Green
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/3/05

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