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My Val Flame, I've had trouble spelling her name. My notebooks show I've failed again To know who said what, where, or when – Some claim to fame! Who's to blame? I've now had my moment of fame. Poor Scooter knew I'd fight his fight And prove I still can't get it right – A crying shame. Folks thought that they'd be fascinated by what Scooter says – He'd implicate his prez in the crime – But I'm the dope who's been doing time, And all because I couldn't spell, Or guess what comes before the ell, As Val Plame – They claim that's how she spells her name – Fell victim to our little game, While Novak still escapes the blame – My claim to fame!
Music & Original Lyric by Sam Coslow To 'Co-conspirators - Others' |