Junior Goes Nucular *
Sung to the Harold Arlen tune
"Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea"

I don't want to
And I sure would hate to,
But if you bother me,
I'll blow you up pre-emptively.

I've instructed
That we have constructed
Bunker buster nuculars
That I can use pre-emptively.

I've already got you on my list,
So if you're for something I abhor,
I'll tell Rummy how much I am pissed
And start my next pushbutton war.

When I say to
Pray to whom I pray to,
You better be born again
Or I'll nuke you pre-emptively.

* The Nation - 6/13/05
Jonathan Schell - "A Revolution
in American Nuclear Policy"

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyric by Ted Koehler
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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