Surprised at being criticized
   for saying nothing sooner,
He hopes a little something now
   is maybe opportuner.

But Junior's pledge is just a hedge
   against a bad reaction
For something which he still intends
   to favor with inaction.

"No Child Left Behind" would seem
   to be a prime example.
Did he fund all that he pledged
   or just a little sample?

So though he pledges mucho aid
   to ev'ry earthquake victim,
It won't be long before they find
   that Junior Bush has tricked 'em.

When history reveals at last
   who truly was a giver,
It's sure to find that Junior Bush
   again failed to deliver.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/2/05

To 'George 'Tsunami' Bush'