Don't buy green bananas. Don't renew your lease. Don't worry about how you look. Don't buy a new hairpiece. Don't try to save a dollar. Let bills accumulate. Don't assume that Junior Can right his ship of state. Don't put out the garbage. Get accustomed to the smell. Little Junior's still convinced Iraq is going well. Tear up all your credit cards. Throw them in the trash. Forget about the IRS. Junior needs hard cash. Walk into a Walmart Prepared to ante up. Meet a Junior born-again. Put your greenbacks in his cup. Bob Carlson |