Junior's Hymn to Iraq

No one comes to Daddy but by me.
You'll find Korans are useless now you're free.
I have come to take your oil –
Bring your region to a boil –
No one comes to Daddy but by me.

No one comes to Daddy but by me.
I'm bringing you my "Christianity."
Who'll persuade you? My Dalmatians –
Torture just for your salvations.
No one comes to Daddy but by me.

No one comes to Daddy but by me.
Watch my Evangelical M.D.
Bring the Senate to the brink
To OK judges who're in sync.
No one comes to Daddy but by me.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/24/05

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