Junior's green with envy.
He got no applause.
Canadians despise him.
He still thinks Iraq's the cause.

But do you think he really thinks
That that's the only reason?
Whenever folks suggest he's wrong,
He claims they're talking treason.

He's careful whom he nominates.
He can't stand dissent.
Even Mexicans can't ask
Where Bill Clinton's surplus went.

Is that perhaps the reason why
His cabinet chorus line
Finds so many chorus members
Wanting to resign?

One must be both a lemming
And a Junior Bush Rockette
To join in his Napoleonic
Putinesque roulette.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/4/04