Just Five Percent More
A desperate Hillary considers of her options
to the song "Five Minutes More"
(Give me five minutes more, only five minutes more.
Let me stay, let me stay in your arms)

With just five percent more
I could do so much more –
This country should be run by strict school marms.

Why can't we just ignore
Any score heretofore
Where folks have failed to focus on my charms?

How could they forget about Bill's Monica-gate
And the wife who'd warned him he should reciprocate?
Or Arkansas's militia that was for Huckabee,
That we've now compensated to be loyal to me?

Give me five percent more,
Or, Billy, bar the door –
With them we'll end this game by force of arms.

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Sammy Cahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/4/08

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