Welcome to two thousand five. Do you feel more protected? Has Junior Bush kept you alive With threats that he's detected? Swift Boat veterans, of course, Profess to be elated, Preferring not to show remorse For all those he's created. Wait til they hear the first 'ka-booms' And Bush starts losing pieces. IED Fruit of the Looms – Prepare a new prosthesis. The big embarassment will be, Because his voice is higher, They'll ask him if he'll sing for free In Harvard's Children's Choir. Bob Carlson |