Kicks
(Sung to the tune "I Get A Kick Out Of You")

I got no kick from Hussein
Stuck in a hole like a mole isn't droll,
Unless you are one of those few
With not much left you want to do.

Some like a major campaign,
Long and drawn out, limited clout,
   an end that's in doubt,
But I am not one of those few.
I have many more wars left to do.

I get a kick ev'ry time The Court
   picks me and not the victor.
I get a kick for it's clear to see
   whose Poppy must have handpicked 'er.

I get a kick in a plane.
It's the way to no pain
   when they bomb my domain,
So I don't complain
When they leave me so little to do
With the plans Cheney lets me review.

Music by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/10/04