I got no kick from Hussein Stuck in a hole like a mole isn't droll, Unless you are one of those few With not much left you want to do. Some like a major campaign, Long and drawn out, limited clout, an end that's in doubt, But I am not one of those few. I have many more wars left to do. I get a kick ev'ry time The Court picks me and not the victor. I get a kick for it's clear to see whose Poppy must have handpicked 'er. I get a kick in a plane. It's the way to no pain when they bomb my domain, So I don't complain When they leave me so little to do With the plans Cheney lets me review.
Music by Cole Porter |