King Of The Whores
Being sung by Mark Penn to the Roger Miller song
"King of the Road"
(Trailers for sale or rent; rooms to let, fifty cents)

Hookers for sale or rent –
Delegates, fifty cents.
Straw polls to tweak and fudge –
Super delegates to nudge
Get her Spitzer for V.P. –
He'll bolster the economy.
I'm her man who demeans,
King of the Whores.

'Experience' might work –
He would be an added perk.
Management's not her forté.
Ev'ry hound will have his day,
Life styles she must endorse –
There's no future in remorse.
I'm her man who demeans,
King of the Whores.

No smiles or feeble jokes –
At her best when she provokes.
They'll hate her guts and mine.
She's no Spitzer valentine.
With her reign embroiled in sin
How the hell can McCain win?
I'm her man who demeans,
King of the Whores.

Music & Original Lyric by Roger Miller
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/10/08

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