Ask your doctor about LESSGOR;
   ask for it by name,
Who cares if all LESSGOR
   sprays aren't the same?
Variations are minimal;
   that's the name of their game,
Yet all reduce bleeding;
   all reduce maim.

Side effects aren't that minimal:
   abdominal pain,
Diarrhea and nausea –
   some say like ptomaine.
So results are phenomenal
   when sprayed on those Bushies:
Warmongering neocons
   get concerned 'bout their tushies.

Less time on their hands
   for starting a war –
Fertilizer inducing;
   that's what it's for.
Unlike growth stimulants
   that Karl Rove has pushed,
A few weeks of LESSGOR
   And, boy, are they bushed.

Would you like to try it?
   Please say that you would.
It's a lot more effective
   than knocking on wood.
Your prior approaches
   have gotten nowhere?
FDA ignored LESSGOR
   works faster than prayer…

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/20/04