Lobbying The Big Spender
(Sung to the tune "Hey Big Spender")

The minute they gave you the job
We could see you'd be bone of contention –
Squinty eyes – sneaky grin –
But being aware you'd failed in business,
   knew you'd fit in.

Why don't we get right to the point?
We don't waste our dough on every dope who runs –
Hey, big spender,
Let's coddle some Mohammedans.

Don't you wanna cash in?
How's about some real dough?
Stick with us; we're the big-time –

We can make sure you get the votes to buy
Weapons of mass destruction on the sly
To swap with Iraq's new regime for oil
While Gonzales rules it's OK by Hoyle –

Hey, big spender,
Why worry 'bout the do re mi?
Wall Street owns your SEC –
We are your security.

Music by Cy Coleman
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/25/05

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