Long Shots
To be sung to the tune
"It's A Long way To Tipperary"
(…It's a long way to go.)

Making long wars look temporary
   is a long shot we know.
But a Gong Show mocking Kerry
   for a rationale? Hello?
Fear you'd gild the lilly?
Tony, au contraire –
For Rummy's swan song a Cheney coronary!
Why not start there?

Music & Original Lyric by Jack Judge & Harry Williams
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/5/06

 To 'Bushie's Cheney'
To 'Bushie's Rummy'