Lord Bushie's back to drinking and is so full of ideas, He's mandated a breakfast of grits and at least a dozen sangrias, Especially when confronting a press troublingly too perspicacious. That calls for a drinker's mendacity and willingness to be pugnacious. He is especially obsessed with plans for no SATs. "Why should tests be determining who gets to score TDs?" Instead of liberal arts schools fielding most football teams, Bush believes mega-churches should sponsor all Rove Bowl dreams. "Recruits would only be required to repeat those platitudes. That hockey needs to heed instead of measuring aptitudes. Maybe that's why he's back to drinking and is so full of ideas, And has mandated a breakfast of grits and a dozen or more sangrias, He'd also let Leviticus dictate "who will play and who'll not, And who will throw the most Hail Marys knowing they're gonna get caught. And won't their constant genuflecting generate much firmer abs? Cheney grumbles he's sure that will help when balls are up for grabs. "Think how much more money they'll make by not just saving souls, More than all those liberal arts schools get when their kids score goals. But then my coop-de-grace will come, when from my lofty perch, I wipe out my deficits by taxing each lucrative church." Bob Carlson To 'Bushie's Deficits' |