In far Tibet there live a lama, Far from Papa; far from Mama. No longer wears his loose pajama, Does admit he's The Osama. "Never made friend of Hussein – Cheney? Such a scatterbrain To think Saddam and I'd agree: Is Allah him or Allah me? "One thing we both knew for sure: He and Junior'd do piss-poor. Poor Saddam; he tripped and fell, Too short to climb out of the well. "That fate won't befall Osama. I'm taller and I'm now a lama. Bush will see who's top banana – My next tape's shot in Cinerama. "On top of that I'm born again: Cloned and born again, again… There'll be so many more of me – Just one damn Bush to set us free." Bob Carlson |