Maliki Complains About Lebanon
To be sung with 'Fats' Waller to his tune
"Honeysuckle Rose"
(Ev'ry honeybee fills with jealousy)

Busy little bees,
Bombing whom they please;
This time it's the Lebanese
Whom Allah chose to come to blows,
But why God only knows.

Perhaps to help Iran
Show Bush that they can
Support his holy stem cell ban
So their population grows and grows
While Bushie picks his nose.

Can't be hasty
Asking Olmert that the bombing stop.
Lunch that tasty
With Blair and Putin's a great photo op.

Tell Sheik Maliki
Cheney knows a guy
Who's had bigger fish to fry
Than repairing Lebanon
We can call upon,
For now Iraq's about to close,
He'll need someone to hose.

Music by Thomas 'Fats' Waller
Original Lyric by Andy Razaf
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson

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