Mangos For Bushie
To be sung with Dean Martin to the tune
"You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You"
(…You're nobody till somebody cares.)

You're nobody till you've tried their mangos,
And their swap has caught you unawares.
They want atomic expertise to make more of their bombs,
So how'll my swap for mangos rank among new Fox sitcoms?

The Congress will bitch until they taste them.
They'll say I gave 'way more than I should of,
But while India's blowing Pakistan to hell and smithereens
I'll be munching on the mangos that I love.

Music & Original Lyrics
by Russ Morgan, Larry Stock & James Cavanaugh
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/3/06

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