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Eliot Spitzer's mean as he can be. Maybe mean enough to function as V.P. If we promise him more unsafe sex for free. Face Book clips – Penthouse Pips – Types for which Bill licks his lips – No other woman can be as mean, you'll see – That's why Bill hits on ev'ry chick but me. Bill's not saying, even though he could, But apparently I am not that good – Yet I'm a woman mean as mean can be. In fact I'm the meanest bitch you'll ever see. Take Geraldine Ferraro: doesn't look that good And would insist again that she's misunderstood – Mean, but way too white and female for V.P. – Thank God Spitzer's proved he's nearly mean as me. For I need a man who's almost mean as me. And like Cheney, Spitzer'd make a mean V.P. And one who might just welcome unsafe sex for free.
Music & Original Lyric by Jerry West |