"Mercy, Cheney, on the wall, Why so many storms, y'all?" "You can weep and you can bawl, But where is my man Sanders-Saul? "Saul gave us a damn fine ruling Until your judges started fooling With that vote recount idea. Then we had to use Scalia. "And where's ingenious Katherine Harris, Whose hanging chads would almost spare us The need to pull out all the stops? Without her help our flimflam flops. "With all the trouble that you gave us, Don't come crying, "Cheney save us." Ignore those claims that global warming. Heat helps hurricanes in forming. "Think how bad new rules would be For profits of Detroit's Big Three. But if y'all elect John Kerry, Expect more storms and endless worry." "Mercy, Cheney, off the wall, Promise no more than a squall. We guarantee you'll win this Fall." Bob Carlson |