Missing Mark Penn
Being sung by Hillary's campaign staff
to Irving Berlin's "How deep Is The Ocean?"
(How much do I love you? I'll tell you no lie.)

If Clinton suspends Penn,
How much would we cry?
How much would the world weep
If Cheney should die?

How many would want to say, "Thank you, Guru"?
How many forecasts of his have come true?
Versus all who'd be sorry to hear that he's gone
To an early retirement in Azerbaijan?

For when Hillary loses,
What costs would Penn foot?
How much will the world weep
When Cheney's kaput?

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/7/08

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