We've said that we're for moral values?
   Who would say against?
But all those times that Junior's lied?
   Aren't we just a bit incensed?

Don't we teach our children morals?
   Teach them not to lie?
Shouldn't such morality
   apply to more than you and I?

Junior wasn't taught that way.
   His Poppy said, "No taxes."
So Junior manufactures lies
   for choosing his Iraqes.

"Saddam/Osama in cahoots…"
   Guess which he says Saddamed us?
Not true, except to Cheney/Bush
   as they've re-Vietnamed us.

Creationists deceive themselves
   and think they're being moral;
Like Billy C deceived us all:
   "It ain't sex if it's oral."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/11/04