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Mrs. Whonose-Whatsup, Jr. thinks that she's become immune. "Yer see, I hates to know what's going on... Reality is not for me, unless I see it on TV. Is Daisy Mae still cheating on Antoine? "I ask my doctor ev'ry day if what TV commercials say I should take would make me interested. He says he doubts it very much, but that I should stay in touch, pay his fees, and keep my mind well rested. "Who cares what Bush did to Iraq, or if the world is out of whack? I'm happy knitting afghans for the kids. Afghanistan? So what is that? Some kind of dog? A long-hair cat? A brand new spray for cleaning toilet lids? "Don't bore me with your politics. I'm more upset my dog has ticks. So why should I get off my duff and vote? Dick Cheney says we're doing fine; that he's got his and I'll get mine. No way he'll let some dummies rock that boat." Bob Carlson |