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I hate men. If they're like Father, not just now and then. If Cheney was your poppa would you risk there might be others Who would need 3-A deferment pregnancies like Mother's? Or find that it is easier to exercise your druthers And hate men? I wouldn't want to bring into this world another Cheney Who idiotic Bushes might mistakenly think brainy, Who'd end up heading up another zany miscellany. I hate men. I hate men, Idiots who can't but think they can. Who can't believe all nations don't possess a Tallahasee Essential to exporting a Bush-Cheney democracy With bumper stickers reading "Jesus Lives" and "We Love Lassie." I hate men. I'd hate to see a kid of mine emulating his grand-puppa, A VP for a Bush who ev'ry night eats his Last Supper, Who thinks Iran just like Iraq's a quickie fixer-upper? I hate men.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |