My Bible: The King Bush Version *
Sung to the tune "My Buddy"

It's your dough I can't let us spend
On stem cell research to save your best friend –
My Bible, my Bible,
My Bible says, "No can do."

Jesus, of course, was an expert of sorts
On embryos and morning after aborts –
My Bible, my Bible,
No Bible quite so true.

Separate state from religion? What for?
When mine's in control, it becomes the law –
My Bible, my Bible,
My Bible loves me, not you.

* The New York Times - 5/26/05
"The President's Stem Cell Theology"

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyric by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/28/05

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