My Bill
Sung to the tune "Bill"

It was just a bill,
Would need no hype at all.
We'd pass it for The Street and be discrete with it.
Make billions there,
But who would care?
They'd think they'd acquire enough for retirement.

Still I can't explain,
Unless it's Wall Street's gain
That makes them ill –
I loved it; it seemed so wonderful,
And would have been my bill.

Music by Jerome Kern
Original Lyric by P.G. Wodehouse
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/28/05

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