This time I'm hawkin' One off the shelf, A spy for stalkin', Whose secrets I'll keep to myself I'm handpickin' My politickin' spy guy. I know for certain What I am gettin'. He won't be blurtin' out Who we're aidin' and abettin' I'm nitpickin' My politickin' spy guy. Like Dick Nixon, He'll be fixin' And deep-sixin' What needs nixin' Secrets we don't care to share With Novak. He'll brief me often, I'm kind of slow, And like John Ashcroft, He'll claim to know where heathens go My Tricky-Dickin' And politickin' spy guy.
Music by Fats Waller |