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I'm a simpleminded sap, that's all, Thinking once we saw his statue fall I'd cooked his goose, But now that noose Will prob'ly make a martyr out of me. Couldn't help but wonder while my back was turned If there was any chance Nancy Pelosi yearned To shoot to kill – A double bill – Or later make a martyr out of me. It would have been so easy, first a shot at Dick - A bullet into his left ear. Then as I turned 'round the body politic Would be letting out a cheer As she'd pump a couple into me, And for just a moment precede Hillary At being first – And, unrehearsed, Nancy'd be the martyr 'stead of me.
Music by Richard Rodgers To 'Bushie's Cheney' |