New Immigrants For Israel
To be sung by Bushie to the tune
"Imagination"
(Imagination is funny, It makes a cloudy day sunny)

Immigration is silly
If allowed to proceed willy-nilly
But what I suggest is a dilly
As it affects you.

With most Lebanese pushing up daisies
Take the remaining Hezbollah crazies,
Let Alberto write new resumésies
To make each one a Jew,
And like you,

Let them immigrate,
A few at first,
Not hit or miss,
But lots more when,
Like our Mexicans
   ev'ryone back there gets a yen.

Immigration will solve all
Need for a longer defense wall
And my demand Condi Rice stall
As your nation by my calculation
Reverts to Jew fighting Jew.

Music by Jimmy VanHeusen
Original Lyric by Johnny Burke
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/1/06

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