On June first he'll abdicate, leaving Dick in charge, Accomplishing a family dream, by and large. "Kerry wants to know who we are handing over to On the thirtieth of June? Well guess who? "Me, the Ayatollah, the new Sultan of Iraq, Showing fractious Shiites that this Bush won't be cut back. 'The Ayatollah Bush!' I like the sound of that. Another good Republican; not a Democrat. "I'm taking Karen with me and sweet Condoleezza. Sheiks, like me, need harems and a little afrodesia. Cheney says to guarantee it's him who gets the oil, But forgets this time it's me who gets to be the royal." We all wish him well, I guess. Gallup claims we do. There's maybe some dissenters, but they say very few. What happens in November when Cheney doesn't run? A disgruntled Wolfowitz sitting on square one. Bob Carlson |