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Larry King's show was a low blow To those who'd hoped there'd be no six-oh For that dumb bo' who was on a show Most would pay not to see. 'Twas a warm bath, not a hot seat – Nothing that alarming, just a repeat Of the conceit that a real deadbeat Was a pleasure to see. They also had Laura there to lend Bush a hand With questions he might not understand. Some say all went well untill King chose to dwell On her realm in a way she'd not planned. "You've a nice ass, not a small ass, But from where I'm sitting a think twice ass That any lardass would love to make a pass… So where's the FCC?"
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |