No chance at all
That I might
Pull my punches in the current fight
To fineagle my God-given right,
Though I've no chance at all.

No chance at all,
Still I'll wait,
Warning ev'ry super delegate
I'm their most deserving candidate,
Though I've no chance at all.

This time we've made it clear
Our White House auctioneer
Will never interfere
With any furniture we choose to commandeer.

No chance at all
We would snare
That kitchen table and a matching chair,
Or dare remove the White House Frigidaire.
With Bill's back
There is no chance at all.

Music & Original Lyric by Redd Evans & Dave Mann
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/24/08

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