No Home On The Range
(Sung to the tune "Home On The Range")

Mrs. Astor asked her pastor,
   "If a disaster should strike
And 'W' fakes a big tummyache,
   should he take a short break or a hike?"

"A hike's much preferred," the pastor averred,
   "for discouraging words.
Any range, where the buffalo roam,
   should not be called home
   by a cowboy with cowardly ways.

"He would have no home on the range,
Where that transplanted Bush likes to play,
For as soon as We heard a discouraging word,
We'd make his skies cloudy all day."

Music – Traditional
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/11/04