John Ashcroft, the Bush disciplinarian, Turns out to be quite the contrarian. He's announced he expects To pay for no sex. At his age is he plannin' on marryin'? According to Ashcroft's new rule You can't bring your condom to school. But can what protects Result in less sex? Won't the fair sex still furnish the fuel? We agree that he plays dirty pool, But don't wear your condom to school. With Ashcroft's blank checks There'll be checks and rechecks To expose optimists as not cool. Bob Carlson |