No, Not Much
(Sung to the tune "No, Not Much")

Do I want those arms to be found?
   No, not much!
Do I think they're still around? Well,
   No, not much!

I won't need them just as long as voters buy the
   Saddam shipped them to Osama alibi.

Do I think that Cheney failed me?
   No, not much…
Or that Wolfowitz and Feith were out of touch?

But if voters let me go,
   God help those stupid so and sos –
And will those zealots like it?
   No, not much!

Music & Original Lyric by Robert Allen & Al Stillman
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.carlsonsgardenofverses.com
7/2/04