Gun control is not an issue in the next Iraq election. The NRA calls that perfection. Ev'ryone there owns a few. They'd shoot deer if they existed, but apparently they don't. So if your number's not unlisted, you can't be sure someone won't Look you up for target practice thinking you're an occupier. You can sue them for malpractice, or engage more guns for hire. That's the plan Bush is pursuing, but he's finding it real hard. More and more say, "Nothing doing. Why'd you disrespect The Guard?" P.S. Not only are machine guns legal, we show Iraqis how they work So they can shoot their boss's beagle and him if they hate his smirk. Bob Carlson |