One Hump Or Two?
Hillary sings of her H-bomb solution for the Iranian crisis
to the song "Let Me Entertain You" from Gypsy
(Let me entertain you. Let me make you smile.)

Watch me obliterate them
While Israelis smile.
No Persian wants to hear it.
They'll hiss and boo and jeer it,
But camels will be back in style.

They want the atom,
So I'll have at 'em
And blast those Persians back in time.
Once I incinerate them,
We'll whine when OPEC prices climb, yes sir,
But that's the kind of politician I'm.

Persians obliterated!
Camels – Center stage!
No gas for refueling –
No Detroit retooling –
We'll start the "Clinton Camel Age".

For if Bill's real good,
I've promised he could
Have the two hump world franchise.
Then with Persians obliterated,
It's one humps that I'll sterilize, and Bill.
Like Bush I'm for free enterprise.

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Stephen Sondheim
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/2/08

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