Only One Rummy
To be sung to the tune
"There Will Never Be Another You"
(There will be many other nights like this,)

There must be
Many thousand generals
Who could be showing me their loyalty.
But only Peter Pace shows up;
He's way the best at sucking up
Which is how he got to lead my coterie.

You may find
Sev'ral others disagree
With how we kill their men continu'lly.
But lousy schemes suit Bushie's dreams
And he's been quick to see
That there will never be another me.

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyrics by Mack Gordon
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/20/06

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