Osama Reveals Cheney's Secret
Sung with Perry Como to the Russ Columbo tune
"Prisoner Of Love"

Those drones he's flown have failed to find me
So now he's hired flacks who've maligned me
Which natur'lly I take unkindly.
Where is his brotherly love?

The friendly hand for which I wait now
Can't understand that it's too late now
Unless he plans to abdicate now
And is in need of a shove.

What's the point of retiring
When flacks he's hiring won't let me be?
By insulting our mother
And not one another, he's angered me.

Forget the scheme he's incubating.
Cheney bin Laden could die awaiting
The heart transplant that I'm frustrating,
And my brotherly love.

Music by Russ Columbo
Original Lyric by Clarence Gaskill & Leo Robin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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12/6/05

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