Osama wins! He's celebrating Why in Hell would he be waiting? Bush can't conduct a war but he can spin. He spun the pundits and mid-West into thinking he was blessed despite the fact that Cheney's wearing thin. So gone are all Osama's fears – He won't be caught for four more years unless Bush gets impeached or executed; And to help avoid the latter, which to him's no laughing matter, his Secret Service Fatwah's been commuted. Now recruiting can proceed; he'll find the terrorists he'll need – He's hoping Democrats will volunteer. He'll try to use them in Iraq so they won't take the White House back and remove the Bush that he holds dear. There'll be no need to be abducting Cheney who is self-destructing very nicely without much assistance. Halliburton will be gone – Carlyle won't be hanging on, profiteering from a good safe distance. With heathens gone from mid-East soil, guess who'll control the price of oil and dictate who can own an SUV? It won't be voters in Ohio, who will cry, "Oh, me, oh, my. oh, look what votes for Bush have done to me… Bob Carlson |