Oscar Hosting
Sung to the tune "Crazy Rhythm"

Next year Cheney's Oscar hosting.
This year he was merely ghosting
As he does for Bush throughout the year.

Could Chris Rock have been found guilty
Of plagiarizing Uncle Milty?
Or was he maybe lacking Cheney's sneer?

When a no show needs a bon mot
   where does he go for laughs?
Perhaps old clips of Junior's pips?
Far right beware –
David might share.

Will Cheney claim this clip collation
Is a left wing fabrication,
Or admit it gives him time to leer?

Music by Joseph Meyer & Roger Wolfe Kahn
Original Lyric by Irving Caesar
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/3/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Cheney'