Our Karzai Allies Peas in a pod Karzai's still determined to promote the poppy trade. By messing with their genes he thinks they'll thrive in total shade, And by the time McChrystal's dumped will flourish under lights In Al Qaeda's undiscovered Tora Bora sites. But well enough to introduce his stuff in Oklahoma? Though Inhofe has acknowledged highs he gets from its aroma? Who rather than take chances, has helped with the exchange Of East Anglia e-mails that don't warn of climate change? When poppy DNA permits, they'll grow them in the dark, Which after Stan's new Dien Bien Phu, means under Central Park Where dealers and their addicts will be a cinch to recognize In their Afghan Hoodie Slankets with the message "Try Karzai's".
Bob Carlson To 'Oklahoman Oddities' To 'Corruption by Karzai' To 'McChrystal's Mendacity' To 'Afghan Poppy Trade Blurs All the Lines' |