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"What makes them think I'm out of touch? Insurgents bombing? Not that much… Don't believe what you see on TV. Those Democratic phot ops are using artificial props, not real live ships like Karl Rove found for me. "Cheney says they're being staged by liberals who've been engaged by Michael Moore who wants us to look bad. Once they've blown each other up, the outcome won't be such a tossup. Oil will flow and we will own Baghdad. "Kerry's accusations will no longer be a bitter pill. My chance of winning won't be going south. Don't they know that when I signed up for four years, I'd made my mind up not to give more hamsters mouth to mouth? "They said I was a dipsy-doodle, not all there, just half a noodle, but with luck I've proved I'm no dumbkopf. I have been blessed by Osama. Without him? Back to Alabama to finish where they say that I left off." Bob Carlson |