No one's denying That Foley is buying A church nurs'ry school in Mobile. Nor are they betting The tax breaks he's getting Are the reasons for this deal's appeal. Amid whispered perversions, Mark views as diversions, He's planning on being ordained. With far fewer rulings Than for secular droolings, Mere conversions won't get him arraigned. With Hastert now knowing How immersions are going Yet unable to pull his own weight, Will Mark be a sample, A shining example, Of Bush plans for Church vs. State? Bob Carlson To 'Bushie's Religious Crusades' |