Pity all gay born-agains – If they are girls and have girlfriends, Or if they're boys and have boyfriends, They can't marry, Bush contends. For that's not what their book intends, Counseling the latest trends Of who is doomed and who ascends And who John Ashcroft apprehends. For in-the-closet born-agains Who don't admit to bosom friends, It's who skips church and who attends That determines who descends. Cialis action that extends Beyond four hours often lends Itself to serving many hens. Will Bush ban it for born-agains? Bob Carlson |